Wednesday, December 17th, 2003

Speed Trials

So hopefully my cable modem adventures are at an end. The repair guy came by again – different one this time – and I don’t think I understood a word he said. The whole time, it was a non-stop stream of techno-babble, modem types, filter connections, mips, blips, gurps… I had no idea what was going on. What I do know is when he left, I had a new modem, 20 more cable channels and a RIDICULOUSLY fast internet connection. I’m talking 2700 kbps download. Whoooooa. I’ll be sticking with Rogers, I think.

24Gotta say, last night was a disappinting episode that doesn’t really bode well for the rest of the season. I don’t find the fact that the President got dumped by his girlfriend a very compelling storyline. Nor is the explanation for why Jack needed to re-infiltrate Salazar’s orgainzation terribly interesting. In fact, everything has taken a turn for the conventional, banal even. I’ve seen all this before in countless spy movies. Blah. I think it’s time to cue the space aliens. End spoilers.

Apparently they had some trouble keeping the computer-generated soldiers in Return Of The King from running away from certain virtual death.

Pitchfork has started their 3-day look back at the way we were in 2003. Lists, lists, lists.

Another quiz! You know you’re indie, let’s subcategorize (from Melody Nelson):

indiepop
You’re an Indie Pop Kid. You like songs about
relationships and the prettiness of nature.
You’re sentimental, but not certainly not emo.
Oh, and if you aren’t an English Major, you
should be.

Hmm, well that’s emasculating. At least I get a picture of Isobel Campbell as consolation.

np – Steve Earle & The Del McCoury Band / The Mountain

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Tuesday, December 16th, 2003

Color Me Impressed

Paul Westerberg offered some choice words to Rolling Stone about Ryan Adams, who has been copping some ‘Mats vibe in his recent work:

“I see his fuckin’ haircut, I hear his fuckin’ whine, I see his fake clothes, and then he opens his fuckin’ mouth and all I want to do is smash the fucker’s teeth down his throat.”

Ouch. That’s harsh.

My finger is sore from clicking all the applicable checkboxes on this quiz – Music Nerd Test. I’m shocked and dismayed that I only scored 62.31884% (Mega Music Nerd)…

The Online NES Emulator. This certainly takes me back – not least of all because I sucked at these games when I was 12 and still suck at them now. I wonder if Up-Down-Up-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Start will still work on the Konami games? The thing runs in a Java applet so I don’t think it’ll work for Mac people… Mac folks can’t play games – now there’s a shocking turn of events.

Because I feel like a list – my current top five fixations:

1) Luna – Sometimes I remember just why Dean Wareham and Sean Eden are my favorite guitarists ever.

2) Jeff Smith’s Bone – I am discovering this series just as it ends its run. One of the most enjoyable comic book reads I’ve found in ages.

3) Six Feet Under – um, so when is season two out on DVD?

4) Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic – now THIS is what Star Wars should be. I’d rather play this than watch the new movies. Damn you, George Lucas.

5) Phase shifter guitar pedals – swooooooosh

Not eliciting love is Don DeLillo’s Cosmopolis. Barely halfway through its 200 pages and I’m already bored to tears. I rarely abandon a book before its done but I’ve got a small stack of other stuff I’d rather be reading.

np – Britta Phillips & Dean Wareham / L’Avventura

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Monday, December 15th, 2003

When I Paint My Masterpiece

Unleash your inner abstractionist at Mr Picassohead. Don’t pay my doodle too much heed – it doesn’t represent anything except my inner turmoil and despair.

The Largehearted Boy has links to mp3s-aplenty today. Live Suede from Toronto and Jools Holland circa 1995 (when they were still good), a smattering of unreleased Radiohead stuff and some live Ryan Adams.

After years, going on decades, of hearsay and speculation, rumours about the production of a Watchmen movie have been ramping up and getting louder lately. Once considered unfilmable (and who knows, maybe it still is), there seems to be a definite move to commit what’s regarded by many as the finest comic book ever written to celluloid. This is the latest tidbit to surface, in regards to the script:

“I have it in my hand now, it’s written by David Hayter and is a third draft written back in July of this year. I’m not sure of any other names in the production, other than the person I know. However if I remember correctly the reason the movie wasn’t made was someone higher wasn’t confident in the director which I was told may have been Hayter himself. Although the guy I know was a bit vague about that so I may be wrong. Also in the script, the alien teleporting thing is replaced with a solar beam weapon that vapourises everyone. Its pretty cool. Hope that helped.”

Hayter, by the way, is the guy who wrote the X-Men scripts as well as providing the voice for Solid Snake in the Metal Gear Solid video games. Truly a geek renaissance man. One of the other rumours I’ve heard has John Cusack being cast as Nite Owl. That would be… interesting. From Comic Book Resources.

I think it’s time to say ‘fuck you’ to Rogers (cable internet assholes). After making me wait around Sunday for the repairman to show up, they got me back online for a solid 12 hours before it went tits up again. So now I get to wait around Tuesday night for another repairman. Then the very next time Rogers even so much as hiccups, I’m calling Sympatico and switching. As they said in ancient Egypt, “Fuck this shit”.

UPDATE: Spider-Man 2 trailer. Ah-huh-huh-huh. From Stereogum.

np – Jeff Tweedy / Live At The Vic – January 9, 2003

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Sunday, December 14th, 2003

Unplugged

Hello? Is this thing on?

The cable modem fairy came by this morning and finally got me back online. It seems the signal from the outside of the house to the inside was getting pooched somewhere, and I was not getting any signal. But he waved his magic wand and I seem to be back. I should probably not call him a fairy though, cause he was actually really big. I had been teased through the weekend with about a half-hour of uptime a day which let me check my email (but not reply), but things should be stable now.

The cover of the week is now up, a little later than usual. This marks the one-year anniversary of this little feature – I’m honestly amazed that I’ve managed to keep it going this long. Hopefully I can continue to do so.

I spent my weekend reading, shopping and watching Six Feet Under. I’m not loving it as much as I thought I would, but am slowly getting more into it. I hope everyone gets less bitchy and shrill, they’re all really quite annoying. Well, not so much Rachel Griffiths’ character, but that might just be because she’s hot. I also played a shitload of Knights Of The Old Republic. I’m kinda hooked now.

The strangest thing about being offline was losing stuff I took for granted, like checking the weather (yeah, I know I can do that on television as well, shut up). I had no idea there was snow forecast for today until I went outside to grab the paper and had to dig it out a snowbank. I need to get my boots.

I’m going to have to catch up on a weekend of missed internet going-ons, so no pithy links or commentary today, probably tomorrow. But I will say that while I’m thrilled that Saddam has been captured, I hope to God that Bush didn’t just win the ’04 election.

np – various artists – Pop Romantique

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Saturday, December 13th, 2003

Out Of Time

I seem to be back up, but for how long who knows. I’m not sure if it’s my modem that’s crappy or if something else is going on. But at least last night I got a lot of reading done.

I am doing Christmas shopping today.

Bye now.

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